OCCJD crackdown in Vancouver!
Earlier today Vancouver police took action to halt the wave of
confusion and terror associated with recent outbreak of OCCJD ("Obsessive Compulsive
Contact Juggling Disorder") that has been infecting this city. Several
members of the "contact juggling" community, including Ryan (noted
global contact juggling ringmaster and FMP affilliate) and Dawn
(street-name: Daydream) were apprehended early sunday morning and are currently being held
at the Riverview Correctional Facility on the ouskirts of the city.
"It's just getting out of control." explains constable Herman Kerd,
the concerned chief of the Anti-OCCJD division (AOCCJDD) at the Vancouver
Police Department. "This is a major achievement for us; getting these
individuals off the street and away from the public, means we may be
able to stop the spread of this obsessive disease."
12 individuals are currently being held after last weeks crackdown.
The Riverview correctional facility was set up with a special cell with
padded walls to contain these obsessive individuals and stop them from
causing further harm. No plans have been made yet for their release or
rehabilitation..